Why don't they just 'ENTER, SLASH, BACK-SLASH and ESCAPE!

chaok123

DEAR TECH SUPPORT:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 ...and noticed a
distinct slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in the flower
and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend
5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs such
as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5. And then installed
undesirable programs such as UEFA 24/7, Premiership League 365, World
Cup 2006, Snooker LIVE and Cricket All-in-1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes
the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3(BETA) to fix these problems,
to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
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Reply from the Technical Side:
Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
Try to enter the command: C:/ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME" to download Tears 6.2,
which should automatically install Guilt 3.0.
If that application works as designed Husband 1.0 should then
automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. BUT
remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to
default to Grumpy Silence2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
WARNING: Beer 6.1 is a very nasty program that will create Snoring
Loudly.
CAUTION: Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall
another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will
crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it
does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You
might consider buying additional software to improve memory and
performance.
I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck, R>Tech Support